I have a buddy from New Zealand who visited once and was surprised to see how many Maori/Polynesian style tattoos were on clearly white people with zero Polynesian heritage.  I was like “They don’t do that in New Zealand” and his response was “Not unless they want to get a kick to the face”.  

As the hospital administrator, I’m telling you that you’re out of line!

Nurse, give him 20cc of Fagitzinal, STAT!

This is around as accurate as the medical information on the typical medical drama.

You want I should start making Frankenstein jokes?

In retrospect barbed wire was a smarter choice in the 90's.

Any time those kind of mustaches come up in conversation, I think of that period where Michael Jordan had a Hitler mustache, appeared in ads with it and all, and no one told him to shave the thing off. I figured at the time that that must mean he didn’t have any actual friends - real friends wouldn’t let you do…

I really expected more from the show that brought us “she look-a like a man.”

But when will we get Totino’s Pizza Rolls: The Movie?

release the d’elia cut!

1000% driven by America’s lust for Whack-a-mole

Not to mention, that finger has surely been places.

You think you’re better than me?

“I can see your dirty pillows. Everyone will.”

“E.T. start OnlyFans"

And his real name is “Roger”

Bryndwaun? Zimwe? Shmurda? Safaree? Not a clue who any of them are. I guess I am old. 

Is this because GenX won’t take a side in the skinny jean/side part war? 

Cool. I look forward to Millennials fixing America’s social ills since Gen-X failed. Then I look forward to articles like this, written by Gen-Z, complaining that Millennials did not fix America.