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Chris Harrison’s racist remarks

Bill Clinton is also writing one. His is called ‘Party President’ and is about a President who parties, which is still better than his successor’s coloring book.

Dude is a robot. You already know he got the vibrating tongue

“You got it dude!”
One of the Olsen sisters

Goddamnit I cut myself on all that edge.

As a superhero skeptic who also watches most superhero movies, this...looks like homework.

If only Zach Snyder was doing MCU. We’d know whether or not he has one and how it compares to Dr. Manhattan’s.

You know how in some movies you can tell the director inserted themselves as one of the characters?

Has David Crosby heard about this?

Oh, see, he was just calling someone ELSE a bitch, so it’s...okay?

We need to give him another chance, but only because there’s a serious shortage of white male comedians out there and we really can’t afford to lose a single one.

Maggie Smith is always a pleasure to watch.

Weekend at Hef's

Q: Don’t want to go viral?

This is great. Can’t wait for next week’s installment of “Will People Please Stop Talking About Me??? A Facebook Live Special.”

So this.

Did I do thaaaat??

The topic of us sisters with hair has been discussed ad nauseum. Is anyone going to address the blue contact lenses? 

I hope one of the ways it affected her daughters is that they learned deep in their bones not to broadcast every moment of their lives on social media.

I’m kinda amused about the underlying suggestion in most of these recent pro-Tessica articles that turrible meanies are to blame for this woman’s error going viral.