martianlaw
Martian Law
martianlaw

Me:

I don’t like it when fans “demand” that some celebrity say something or stand up for their causes. It’s creepy and weird. They don’t owe you that. Also, once you “demand” it, then it becomes performative, even if it’s how they truly feel. 

I think people forget that not everyone has the same level of engagement with social media or the news and that many people’s first response to hearing distressing information about a friend or former coworker may not be to address it in a public forum.

Either way, he’s definitely getting less hugs.

Now with more spiky rib thingies!

Will have to be honest, still hate the original comment, but this response got a genuine laugh of me. Damn you for making me feeling all conflicted and stuff.

I don’t know about you all, but I would like to see a world where nobody, regardless of race, has to ever see or hear about The Bachelor ever again.

Well, somebody’s gotta bring the producers their coffee.

As long as she’s allowed to write (or rewrite) on the series, this will be fantastic.

Pablo Pascal is a Radiohead album, dummy.

I don’t think she should have been fired for her post, but anyone who is that willing to work with Ben Shapiro definitely has a screw loose.

Maybe. Went to. William Shatner. School. Of. Acting.

“What Joss. Did. The last. Comment I will make on this. Was. There was a rule. Saying. He’s not allowed in a room alone with Michelle again.”

I’d hit it.

Casting suggestion:  Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman. They’ll love pretending to hunt and try to kill the other. It will be just like their hang time. 

Fuck Dr. Phil

This is art.

Too bad they never made an "8 Heads In A Duffel Bag" pinball game. The 8-ball multiball is RIGHT THERE.

Where does he keep his fuckin’ shinebox?