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Can’t wait to see everyone’s reaction when they are introduced to the chamber pots.

So do I watch it or download it into my ass?

Schwimmer is going to have a hard time in the court of public opinion unless he can...

“I agree, this is a complete waste of time!”

How can I miss you if you never leave?

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BoingBoing just posted this hilarious Abbott & Costello clip about age gaps.

She is the spirit animal of 15 year old boys everywhere.

This sounds like a plot point in one of the ‘Despicable Me’ movies.

Cocaine Bear is going to lose this eating contest.

It’s a very funny sketch and I gained a lot of respect for Affleck for doing it. Most stars wouldn’t do a sketch that made fun of a big movie disaster that they were a lead in but he put his ego away and dove head first into it. Armisen is so funny in the skit that Ben even breaks character a couple of times.

I have to admit that was pretty good for a bunch of toasters. But can they hump the stage? Now teens on Twitter are going to be posting endless gifs of their favorite one.

The question that always bugged me is why do they all speak English when they live in Germany?

He died how he lived:

And don’t put your abs with your cess either!

“She has an unfair advantage in this competition because she knows what all the male judges are thinking.”

Why doesn’t Murray just call a band meeting and take attendance?

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I’m one of those who thinks that Judd Apatow’s follow up ‘Undeclared’ was even better than ‘Freaks and Geeks’.