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“Ha, you’ve been wearing the same shirt every day for almost a year! Is that the only shirt you own?”

I want to conceive.

And cross it over with True Grit.

I’ve seen some of his performances. “Earn” is stretching it.

Andy Ngo was their Yoko.

Be a winner and buy a dinar!

Thom Yorke says, “Challenge accepted!”

Just another pretender to the crown. PAC OCEAN #1!!!!!!

I’ll never forget 5 years ago I was in the car with my daughter who was in 1st grade when I hear her randomly from the back seat say, “Oh, my, God, look at her butt!” I immediately asked her where she heard that. She informed me it’s from the movie Sing.

The Mutt-ichlorian count is high in this one.”

This show would be way funnier if Chet Hanks was the lead.

I love the Espresso one the best. Not only does he leave the machine right outside his office but he also keeps the display instructions in Italian.

Sounds like elder abuse.

In response to Alton Sterling’s death (a black man killed by police), Mischa posted on Instagram how American society needs to change. She accompanied this statement with a picture of her on a yacht, in a bikini, holding a drink.

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I really hope NuttyMadam releases a new reaction video to this news. I enjoyed her reaction to the trailer more than any of the actual movies.

Just think what her simps look like.

I don’t get why Tyler gets a pass for so much. He’s the one who wrote and recorded the lyrics with the slur. He’s also used several homophobic slurs in his songs and defended himself by saying, “I’m not homophobic. Gay just means you’re stupid.” And I will never forget when he was on Punk’d. They made him think that

So it’s science fiction?

Doug did not handle this trailer well at all.