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I loved Spacataz.

Hocus Couscous

The whole “get a real job” argument that parents used to tell their kids has now been completely neutered.

One of the most famous things Josh Duhamel ever did was blame Draymond Green for his ex-wife’s (Fergie) horrendous national anthem performance during an All-Star game.

So can I watch this on TV or is it only available via a surgical implant?

Just imagine if Disney bought Time Warner putting DC and Marvel under the same umbrella.

I can see why Frito-Lay loves him so much. Taking credit for someone else’s idea is as corporate as it gets.

That reminds me of one of the greatest replies in Deadspin history which was about the woman who dropped her pants and defecated in a Hortons.

Probably as often as someone who reads a book because it is a bestseller and thinks to themselves, “But this is crap.”

Can Charizard stop gun fire, or does he need to boost up for that?

You missed a couple of the best parts of this story.

Alexa Voice Response: “Sending a SWAT team to your house immediately.”

Made from apples? So you’re saying there are pieces of the core in the vodka?

This might make Teigen quit Twitter for a whole month.

A checklist? Buzzfeed is going to be mad she stole their format.

I feel like everyone has the same e-reader apprehension that you do but now I find myself reading more than I ever did on hard copies. You lose the tactile and olfactory sensations but gain new powers and abilities. You now can carry with you your own personal library of hundreds of books. If there is a new book (or

They definitely kept her mentally at 7.

Where’s my shovel?