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Buy you’re not worried about the French?

Anthony Jeselnik, one of the writers of the Comedy Central Donald Trump Roast, said that they weren’t allowed to make jokes about his bankruptcies and how he lies about having more money than he really does.

Was it the murder victim at the beginning of the episode?

The one thing that I’ll never forget about Spider-Man Turn Off the Dark was that Glenn Beck absolutely loved it.

What’s black and white and likes to play with scissors?

The Caveman-Who-Sits-Around-All-Day-And-Watches-Gilligan-Island-Reruns Diet

I know you made a mistake but it’s a pretty funny mistake so I’m going to give you several answers.

However he did say that cat litter is better today than before. Now it clumps.

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This is a great thriller. Thomas Harris, John Frankenheimer, Bruce Dern and Robert Shaw - what a great lineup of talent. I especially love the scene where Bruce Dern convinces the owner of the barn where he’s testing the weapon that it’s a camera. The owner volunteers to be in the picture and Dern lets him get

He’s been wanting to make this “performance art” movie for a while. I’m excited it’s finally happening.

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The best part is the climactic ending where there are two so-bad-they’re-great lines.

You mean Jesus was a ... double crosser?

Well, statistically speaking it’s probably going to be heart disease.

It says here that you never returned a VHS copy of ‘Sabrina the Teenage Witch’.”

I feel sorry for the poor intern who had to be the mule that day.