“It’s almost like the virus is another character in that film we call New York.”

Karyn Kusama director of Girlfight, Jennifer’s Body and Destroyer.

Comparing this new kitten who is calmly relaxing in a tree with the original kitten who was hanging on for dear life is sacrilege. This is the literal pussification of society.

My favorite thing about the Ariel Pink controversy were people trying to own the libs by buying an album with this artwork.

Ebay sellers seem to be happy with this decision.

Remember when Ant-Man was going to defeat Thanos by climbing into his butt? Good times.

You get a sovereign citizen to jailbreak it.

Paltrow says she reverted to a keto and plant-based diet, uses lots of coconut aminos, and indulges in an infrared sauna regularly

Ummm, then how about “affluent and Caucasian”?

And you know it’s a negative because no one makes the punchline “you go through men faster than Leonardo DiCaprio goes through the newest models”.

It’s Enrico Palazzo!

#release the lint trap from the washing machine which cleaned the Justice League’s costumes or I’ll dox my 7th grade girlfriend’s information who broke up with me because supposedly I’m a “spaz”. Julie we can still make it work!

JL2: Sny Harder

In my youth watching Tom and Jerry re-runs after school there was a momentous and unforgettable moment when Jerry used a bra as a parachute and you could clearly see the nipples were at attention.

Snitches lose bitches

Chinese character tattoos always remind me of the time Kenyon Martin stuck his foot in his mouth.

The Stream is Coming!