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Spielberg said a follow-up “would only rob the original of its virginity,”

In the original you could also pick up a female frog on the way to the goal so it can also double as a dating show.

“Madam Secretary, looks like you’re a pretty good crime fighter.”

She ain’t bright, she’s just thick.
Her man, the Vision, ain’t got no dick!”

The Sermon on the Hot Topic

So anytime you are accused of saying malicious things that were recorded on video and audio you can just respond with, “Word play, motherfuckers!”

These breakups are always hardest on the kids.

The movie rights have already been sold.

Is he going to play Itchy or Scratchy?

I think we all know Jinx carried that movie.
“Max and Jinx friends forever.”

In two years it will only be repeats of Ridiculousness.

I’m not a fan of Citizen Kane either but The Hustler (1961) is eternally perfect.

I’ve never been a fan of the Whedonverse so to me David Boreanaz was always the guy who cheated on his pregnant wife with one of Tiger Woods’ mistresses. So it’s a good thing he weighed in on this.

You normies will never understand.

There’s many similarities between this and QAnon:

Why didn’t he use an ignorance stone to get a pass in situations like this? Or is that a different show?

Umm...?

I guess it took Lavinia dying for him to take it seriously.

Looking forward to a three-way/trinity with a priest: ‘Mr, Mrs and Father Smith’.

I would put money on Puck showing up at some point.