Despite what the title says this is the greatest dating video of all time.

Here is the famous parody ad which went all the way to the Supreme Court. Jerry Falwell reminisces about losing his virginity... to his mother... in an outhouse. Good stuff.

Based on the best-selling book.

Cats have an eternal state of contempt for everything.

Scarlett Johansson walked so they could run.

If he wanted to be praised for this then he should have said he now has the ability to lick his own balls.

Or... and just hear me out. Maybe ‘Not ok’. But, you know, whatevs.

Wild n Incontinent

This is one of the few shows on TV that my daughter and I will watch together. One of her favorite things is to imitate Chanel West Coast by sitting on the couch and laughing in a drone-like way for almost a minute. She makes me crack up every time.

I love this clip of Lou Dobbs who simply cannot wrap his head around the fact that there is a complete lack of evidence of voter fraud when “everyone” knows it exists. You would think that the lack of evidence is proof that it doesn’t exist yet he can’t seem to make that logical step.

a creepy radio announcer who actually tried to slip high schooler Marty Maraschino a date rape drug at the school dance

She’s no Jordy Lemoine. Sometimes I really do feel like we’re in the Matrix repeating the same things over and over.

That was a flopper.

So when they’re speaking it’s okay to look directly at them, right?

I did this with my young daughter until I had a vision of her when she’s older going into a casino, insisting that 13 beats a 21, grabbing the pot and then getting tackled by security.

Stonkfuckers

You could say their production quality is equal to that of an AV Club.

My sperm sounds better than that crap.

Give him a break. He misunderstood the requirements for the Mark Twain Award.

Which will then lead to Vision’s nude scene.