‘Hollyboob’ is really lazy. It would have been better if they had changed the sign to ‘BIG FUCKING TITTIES!’

Listening to this may cause a shooting pain in your foot.

I wasn’t aware until recently that Jared Leto was the leader of a cult.

Once you’re on his mailing list it’s hard to get off of it.

I empathize with him. My ex-wife still has my balls.

Is it really possible to reveal the spoilers in ‘The Bible’?

‘Dilly, Dilly!’ is a call. But a call to what? To arms? For attention? Nay, it is a call to love.

It wants your nuts.

John Wayne going hard after Ignatiy after that toupee remark.

He’s the short seller we needed.

“... and that’s why short selling is neither good nor bad but exists in an eternal grey state. It’s very Machiavellian.”

He’s tall, strong and reserved yet can be very tenderizing.

It’s becoming the Dad Club.

Zygote Rock is the only true, perfect form of music that is impervious to ridicule.

It will make it easier to identify them when they destroy the Statue of Liberty.

He really does have a long list of memorable pop culture moments.

It obviously isn’t strong enough to wash away shame and embarrassment.

Now every movie comes with a happy ending (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).

To this day whenever ‘Heroes Reborn’ is mentioned it immediately brings to mind Rob Liefeld’s catastrophic drawing of Captain America.