‘This Face Smells Like My Vagina’

I don’t know about you but I’m betting on the guy who survived the Ten Plagues of Egypt.

If you really want to be real after a while on the island Mrs. Howell would get the old blood pumping.

This was a good Twitter response.

Every season! They’re going to have to rename the show ‘The Holland Tunnel’. Hey Yo!

Let’s talk about the real crime here.

Chris O’Donnell told a funny story of how when he and Clooney were doing the press tour for ‘Batman & Robin’ they were in a plane when they hit some strong turbulence. O’Donnell tells Clooney, “Just imagine the newspaper headline ‘Chris O’Donnell and George Clooney Killed in Airplane Crash’”. To which Clooney…

The Muppets promoting organ harvesting from babies? QAnon was right!

Huge if true.

And I can think of one big problem with casting Sebastian Stan as Tommy Lee.

If Sidney Powell was on this case instead of ‘Release the Kraken!’ we would have ‘Fill My Kraken!’.

Say no more, Gov’ner.

“That scoreboard is completely off.”

Did he show the stub where he shot off his thumb? That should be mandatory for all his cameos.

I’m looking forward to the resurrection of Dr. Luther San.

iCarly’s bath water is delicious!

In this episode of iCarly she infiltrates the Cabal and live streams the harvesting of adrenochrome from babies.

Thyme for cumin.

This sounds similar to Patton Oswald’s skit about being able to murder people on your 100th birthday which when you REALLY think about it is offensive to people who don’t like getting murdered.

He also kept threatening to release all this salacious information on Hunter Biden’s laptop which he had received from a blind computer store owner and he also re-enacted a scene from ‘My Cousin Vinny’ at a press conference. It’s like they put four seasons worth of stuff into one.