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That Hitler sure was a stinker.

Every time a Republican says that Biden won the election they get sent this from Trump.

Snitches don’t get bitches.

I heard that Heavy D got busted using an expired coupon for Metamucil.

Rejected titles:

It’s like Axe but not as classy.

“Hey, stay on your side of the street! I’m working this corner.”

“... and then I come in and save you and the girls from the bad guys just in time. Then we ride off into the sunset as the words on the screen say ‘Pearce and Shaw will return in ‘Pearce 2: Also Shaw’. So what do you think?”

The merchandising will never forget.

Similarly getting stomach pains from McDonalds is like being called a racist on Twitter. It’s upsetting but it happens to everyone.

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Thanks for letting me know. I was unaware of that deleted scene and you’re right it is funny.

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There was also an anthology movie called ‘The Ten’ in which its strongest episode centered around a ventriloquist dummy. However ‘The Ten’ was a comedy from the members of The State comedy troupe. Wynona Ryder is a newlywed who while on her honeymoon falls head over heels in lust/love with a ventriloquist dummy she

Which is why I only use pepper and am now dying a horrible death from pepper lung.

Wait til you see the worms.

Did you watch the Meditate America Concert?”