I have a similar problem when I tell people where I'm from, and I just respond really rudely so they see the stupidity of their ways.

He didn't know what doggy style was. I turned over and he actually said the words "I don't know what you expect me to do".

It'll film you through the silliness for an additional fee.

Your comment speaks to me on a spiritual level. All these people are like "suck it up!!", okay fine. 30 minutes of crying I can suck it up.

This read like my autobiography

Michelle, everyone knows you never wear red in Target. It happens to the best of us.

I once dated a guy who would get a bowl, a package of shredded cheese, and ketchup, and just stir it all together.

This looks like regurgitated dog food

I just don't get why she thinks he should have comforted her, that's not his job.

Well, where else am I supposed to have it shipped to?

This ironically came up a few days after my virginity-taker texted me out of the blue after a year and a half of not speaking, just to see "what was up".

It was removed because being a nice straight person shouldn't have to be rewarded in something meant for non-straight people.

The whole thing is just a privileged white boy upset that no one will pay him any attention and I just couldn't muster myself to give any fucks about it.

Little late to the party, but I toughed it out with a guy who not only was sexist, homophobic, and racist, but legitimately thinks that Indian Reservations are a plot to bring down the white man.

"Salinger is like the patron saint of whiny manchildren"

pinot grigio is a crime against humanity

I had no idea (born in 93) until I started reading Jezebel ('13)

it could probably be some kind of synesthesia

that is because sweet wine is foul