My mother is a goddamn saint because of all the women that blatantly hit on my dad in front of her. And he's so oblivious that he continues the interaction but has no idea what is going on.

How did he expect you to pay for cosmetic procedures if he didn't tip you???

I don't have children, I want to be far away from them.

Needs a sections for "travelling with children"

Does it only have one accent diamond? Because that's just awkward looking.

My family and I went to other neighborhoods simply because there weren't enough kids in our own to make it fun. It was just my sister and I, and some freaky hella catholic twins down the street, so people didn't really participate.

comment about how we should close our borders

This probably won't make it far because I'm late in the game and in the greys, but this is a story to tell my grandchildren.

He left to join the army and never told me.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=mapuoka

Twerking is actually just a variation of a dance from the Ivory Coast called mapuoke.

Twerking is actually just a variation of a dance from the Ivory Coast called mapuoke.

never mind

same

maybe you should submit a story, it's not like the author is making them up.

Yeah, I've also learned to just say "I need something for my latina curves" and push that idea. She's white and can fit into everything and doesn't understand that I can't do anything about my JLo booty.

GRANDMOTHERS.

for the love of Christ, it's ColOmbian. Not Columbian. Get it together.

As someone who has had weight problems my whole life. It's true. I would go play soccer and hear the sniggers of my classmates laughing at me for having the audacity to run around and sweat and be fat at the same time.

So many nasty trolls. Y'all are gross and need to learn some goddamn compassion.