The SVU episode writes itself.

It pains me to tell this story because it inevitbaly leads to my sister being the golden child for the decade after this story.

But if you read the articles, it clearly states that he did inform all partners.

Oh okay!

Please tell me this is Sublime

I hyphenate mine for the same reason. It’s really funny when people who don’t know me, call and there is always that pause where the inevitably call me by my second last name because they can’t pronounce the first.

Uh, where in the South. Cuz I have lived in Georgia my whole life and have never heard it called that.

Exactly! I’m biethnic, but look HELLA white. My Hispanic last name is something I am feircly proud of because its like proof of my heritage.

I going to keep going the Latino route and keep my name and we’ll double up when the kid comes.

1. It’s not Greek Exclusionary. You just have to be nominated by an organization.

that is a really really shitty spa

the SAME thing happened to me! We were hiking and I felt it on my foot and flung it.

You know, my mom once told me the same thing about her HIV cousin who wanted to hold me as a baby.

I would honestly do the same. Who goes to a restaurant to eat cereal?

Well, it was kind of a surprise. We were 69ing and all of a sudden there was a tongue in my butthole

Sophomore year I was at a Frat Party celebrating the end of finals before Christmas break. I went because my friend invited me and I had a crush on one of his brothers and I wanted to lock that shit down.

I have never resonated with a comment more.

MartaMarta is actually what my grandmother calls me. I coined #martaonMARTA to document all the shit I have seen on that pathetic rail line.

That doesn’t explain why he has it with him? I know “all Georgians r dumb” and all but pretty sure that all the people at this rally knew they weren’t in Kennesaw.

Both? It’s my name but I use it for witty social media handles. I have a twitter for it.