Hah, I slept with my TA my sophomore year. It was terrible, not because of the power struggle, he just literally sucked at sex.

Everyone saying "JUST PAY FOR EXTRA SPACE" can go sit next to 6 screaming babies for a transcontinental flight.

this makes me really uncomfortable. That poor frog.

"I am an expert on horse boners"

Weird, I typically fly Delta for long enough trips where they give us personal TVs, so maybe they don't charge us since the tickets cost more than the rent on my house.

In my experience, the only shows that cost extra were the HBO ones, and the power button was right under the screen.....

Eh, I know it takes two to dry hump, but I can guarantee you the girlfriend was infinitely more embarrassed than the son.

*opens link*

definitely thought the article meant just setting the kid down on the sidewalk, thanks for the help!

Yeah I've lived here for 16 years and the worst I've seen it mixed with is ketchup (which is actually not bad in the right proportions)

mono y mono is hurting my brain

walking around alone might be dangerous (idk where you live, but I live in Atlanta and there are times when I'M scared to walk alone, so it might just be up to your best judgement of where you live), but staying home alone at that age is harmless.

sugar paper was hell brought onto humanity

I watched an instructional video on it, it's hilarious

grapes are the same way! I hate mushy grapes

have you heard of grapefruiting? It's a thing

IF YOU NEED TO EXPRESS YOUR LOVE WITH A LOCK ON PUBLIC PROPERTY, THAT IS NOT A LOVE YOU SHOULD HAVE.

they regularly replace the fence so it doesn't fall over like it did earlier in the summer. I'm sure the people who take the lock fence down feel some sort of "eat shit motherfuckers, this is going to rust into oblivion in a state run storage shed next to the dump"

It's probably better to try the nice option first before making it an offense. Because then you have to make the policy and it has to pass and then you have to spend man power on something pretty frivolous (but still annoying as fuck). No harm in seeing if asking them to stop would work first.

then it was not a love they should have had