Exactly. Like, go put a lock on your own goddamn fence if it means so much to you, but stop ruining spaces that other people have to interact with.

GOOD.

why the fuck did I read that

Exactly. And I'm the kind of person who likes to look at menus online to make sure there's something there that I can eat or easily modify to suit my picky needs.

A trick I learned with cooking for my vegetarian mom is instead of making two completely separate things, you just modify what you're making for yourself.

god, something that makes me mad to no end is how my dad and sister treat my vegetarian mom.

seafood dishes always look so beautiful, but the smell and texture just takes it out for me

I hate seafood!

I am someone who loathes vegetables that aren't starches, and it's not for lack of trying, for me it usually boils down to either a smell or texture problem.

I once stopped dating a guy that looked like a blond Clark Kent because he ate gross food and had 0 table manners.

I always hate being the loon that complains on company social media, but if it works, it works.

Atlanta transit it the worst. But because of my name, I get to have this fairly witty twitter account: https://twitter.com/MartaOnMARTA

luckily one was provided for you at the very top of the article

Walking though the deep South in a veil draws racially charged attention, especially if the person in question didn't release any statements until she arrived at her destination.

I love the scene where he just bails and everyone kind of realizes how cult-y is was of them to do that.

While RBG is a solid choice I think the bill should go to somebody who helped her get to the place she is now.

and it usually also means more expensive but cheaply made.

Near my house in Deep South Suburbia is a store called Swoozies, and it looks like a Sorority Girl House Wife treasure trove. It's literally filled with all this cheap, cutesy garbage, which of course you can get monogrammed.

It's funny because this is exactly how screaming babies on planes make me feel

I always thought you legally couldn't get a tattoo when drunk, maybe it's a state thing?