To be honest, I would probably get this tattoo, only it would say "Cheesecake"

I knew a girl who has a dolphin tattoo on her back, and it looks like Lisa Frank puked on her life.

The girl that bullied me in middle school has some very colorful fairy sun flower thing on the back of her neck.

You could try to see what the woman who was suing Paula Dean tried to do, since she filed a discrimination suit on behalf of her coworkers.

my boyfriend has Sex Panther, and it actually smells fantastic.

bless

My boyfriend owns Sex Panther cologne. It actually smells amazing.

Yes

He is entitled to those feelings, the issue is that he's going the "Nice Guy (tm)" route where he doesn't really understand that she is a human being capable of making decisions because he thinks he's superior to everyone else. It's also because he clearly fails to see how a reality TV dating show works.

I don't think shaving has ever been a hygiene standard. Most body hair exists to A) help you regulate your body temperature or B) to entrap bacteria so you get less infections or C) to keep shit from falling into your eyeballs.

do people really say "sitch" instead of situation?

It's okay, it's also the layout of the comments. I just didn't want 30 notifications of people saying the same thing.

oh god yes, I remember that they would rub my armpits raw because they would also be weirdly banded at the arm hole

Do people actually read the sponsored stories?

SAME

YES PLEASE THANK YOU

okay like 6 people have sent me the link. I'm good now.

I'm not even famous and I follow this tactic.

WHERE IS THIS