pretty much like that. After 5 minutes I just kind of accepted the situation and started looking for an out.

nope, he was just face planted in my pillow.

good for you

How many times do you tickle an octopus to make it laugh?

I think it went in? His penis was strangely curved and kind of bulbous.

that happened to me once, I came home drunk and just PRBBFT

My sophomore year, I decided to be a foxy minx and seduce my Earth Science TA.

not a spreadsheet, but I got really mad this Monday because I was about to go out of town and wanted some before I left. He decided to play ESPN trivia with his roommates instead.

it sometimes amazes me how stupid people are.

"if you don't agree with me I'll bomb everything you love"

THIS JUST IN. POP ARTISTS ARE NOT INFLUENTIAL BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE MIGHT NOT LIKE IT.

there are also different types of influence. It's okay the Pope isn't #1 all the time. There will be other Popes. There will be other presidents. It's okay.

She also changes stereotypical perceptions about women, but I guess someone actively changing how women perceive themselves isn't as influential as someone that can bomb nations.

I like to think of it more like the mama bird eating the worm and then spitting it at us, the baby birds.

THIS JUST IN. ONLY ONE PERSON CAN BE INFLUENTIAL AT A TIME.

SAME.

I don't know if you know this, but women are capable of being interested in multiple things.

influence wasn't a part of this...? Of course she is most influential in the United States, but to assume this is the only place she is important is just dumb.

When her album dropped, she topped the charts in 100 countries within a week. She's pretty relevant anywhere with ears.