It was a fucking double, and I'm a Mets fan.

I paid for the tickets, I paid for the beers, I am choosing to spend my free time watching a shit-ass baseball team (The Brewers), so if I physically catch a ball off the bat, I am keeping that shit. I’ve earned it!

I’ve been going to 15-20 games a year for over 30 years and I have never caught a ball. If I ever do, I’m keeping it and I don’t give a shit if the poster child for Jerry’s Kids is sitting next to me.

I see no reason why he should feel obligated to give the ball to the whiny-ass kid and his shitty parents.

Why should I give a fuck about someone else's shitty kid? I do nice things for people all the time, if someone acts entitled to it though all they are getting is a hearty "Go fuck yourself!" from me.

Well what’s it do for the kid? It’s not like he or anyone even knows or looks up to caught it. All it serves for him is reinforcing that he can get shit by throwing a tantrum.

I watch a fair lot of tennis. I wrote about it sometimes as well and have analyzed the sport since I was a kid (obv in better now). I agree. Serena would have a pretty tough time taking out a guy in the top 50, let alone the top 20. Drew has no fucking clue what he’s talking about here. The men’s game is much bigger,…

As I mentioned down below, Serena got smoked 6-1, 6-2 by some German schmoe who was ranked 203rd.

“In a three-set match, I think Serena Williams would have a legitimate chance to beat pretty much any male player,”

“Say everyone ranked 20th and lower?”

I might give you Proof. RIP.

The Other Guys is a movie that I saw in theaters and kind of dismissed, but I’ve been finding myself randomly quoting it ever since.

How do you not know that's a TLC REFERENCE?!!

He don’t want no scrubs.

It’s only a “rumor” if you are too young to have seen “Night Shift” when it was fresh.

True dat. The only part of him that’s an asshole is the part that he chooses to project to millions of people during the majority of his waking hours.

Ah yes, the old “He’s an asshole until you get to know him” trope.

Fuck Colin Cowherd.

Cowherd is so full of shit. He’s the worst. Sports talk radio is so frustrating because it just sounds like so many old angry white guys who can’t play sports and didn’t play sports going off about how shit “used to be.” It’s so insufferable.