If you give a ‘1001 knock knock jokes’ to a child of a certain age you can almost guarantee a parental nervous breakdown within two weeks. Honestly, doing this is a favorite of mine.

Go fuck yourself.

It might be the intentional elbow to the head when he’s already down that did the most damage. That’s some bullshit right there.

No one said a crime had been committed, anywhere in that article, it says that school authorities are working with police to look into the incident. Makes sense to me.

Yes, that is literally crazy. Where is she going to stay? Does she need to use cell phone or wifi while there? Visit a hospital that’s *not* running on generator power?

To be fair, the iPic at the Seaport is a crazy over the top movie experience, if I were 6'11" I’d spring for that all the time.

whut?

YES! This guys gets it.

and yet again, fuck Nick Kyrgios. Just absolutely fuck this asshole.

The take away, as always, is fuck Nick Kyrgios.

Water bottles have a closed top so they would be here in damn heartbeat, what we need to do to keep the planet safe is DRINK FROM GLASSES AGAIN! swing away.

Does that guy at the end say “they fucked the Uber drivers car up. That’s why you don’t Uber”? He can only mean that’s why you don’t *drive* for Uber? But even that makes no sense. Someone please help me.

Anyone but Hiddleston, the Night Manager was a trainwreck and convinced me that he couldn’t pull off Bond.

If chess is a board game does that mean cribbage is also?

Great piece, thanks for writing it, and thanks for thanks man.

I did some posting on the AV Club site, but Husker Du meant more to me than just the albums and shows (which kicked ass). I moved to a new city (outside NYC) at 14, had zero friends, was socially awkward, dealing with being the new kid in a smallish high school, was probably pretty depressed, but I made an effort and…

“why are they in power in the first place?”

I just finished reading the Bob Mould book so I’ve also been listening to lots of Husker Du recently. Everyone will be playing their records but do yourself a favor and let 2541 get a couple of spins on the turntable too:

Damn. Just, damn. Husker Du was my first show, Flip Your Wig tour with Soul Asylum opening for Made to Be Broken. They were the band through with I made a bunch of friends and bonded with people as you do when you’re fifteen or so. RIP Grant.

Their website says “Re-established in March of 2009...” so either it was right before that OR the redesign made it much more Bay Area-supportive. That back room used to be just a weird smelly space with a busted-up pool table. For a month or so there was a line on the wall drawn between the two bars with a Sox logo on…