Dude’s just a product of the modern era, where accountability is over because beliefs trump facts. Fuck everybody.

LeSean McCoy is in al Qaeda.

I understand that field variability is one of the defining features of baseball, but I don’t think “flat” is an unfair standardization for MLB to introduce.

Also Ayn Rand is the worst.

The whole special holds up IMO. Sure he’s terrible now but come on, “Aaaaah. Your move, holy man.”

Of course he wasn’t hurt too badly. Sepp’s lesser known brother Rob is a defensive specialist.

How many were injured when the ambulance crashed into the hedge?

‘we have to learn to live with less’

That’s some serious saltiness for Kennebunk.

The point of the ending of Snowpiercer isn’t that they two kids escape and restore humanity, it is that they will get to briefly live and die free of the train. The movie argues that humanity is captive of its own innate cruelty and deserves to die. Saving the species merely would mean salvaging that cruelty and…

There are certain people/groups of people that the majority of the internet seems to collectively hate: Nickelback, Skip Bayless, Darren Rovell, etc.

OR, John’s biggest victory is that he is 44 and never has to make his own lunch.

Oh I don’t know

As a Knicks fan I fully expect that to work into 2 Miami titles followed by Wade signing a 7 year max contract with New York for the low low price of 2 unprotected first round picks.

Please tell me that “pre-Madonna” was intentional.

“Thibodeau went to the mound about 50 feet away...Thibs practiced walking the 50 or 60 feet back and forth.”

The moment the tail falls remains the funniest thing I have ever seen and I can’t really explain why

You ever see someone who ordered a hot dog end up looking like this? Didn’t think so.

If I'm honest, I would have laughed if you just did the punchline. I love that joke.

Try this: "What should I wear?"