Still not a catch. It was never a catch. Get over it.

But that’s not really plausible, nothing he’s done in any way, shape or form, has improved the long-term prospects of the Knicks. I hate that my favorite franchise is a shitpile of Dolan/Phil/Isiah and I won’t follow or root for them any longer, until Phil’s gone and maybe a car hits Dolan or he chokes on a harmonica.

Well, I heard Mr. Young sing about her
Well, I heard ol’ Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A Southern man don’t need him around anyhow

Jesus, Albert, get over it. You know what also doesn’t make sense and lacks all logic? THE WATCHMEN! Oh, wait, I mean every comic book ever.

Although metal is good to blast the neighbors, the ideal is to crank childrens music as loud as humanly possible and then leave your apartment for as long as possible. Metal is enjoyable. Childrens music is godawful.

Always love a Fletch reference!

The “sinking submarine”, best hangover cure ever.

If you half-fill the bath and run the shower the preferred term is “the sinking submarine”

I think that’s too controversial, it’ll be about a kid dying of cancer right before the finals, or an old guy that just died without seeing Cleveland win a title, something like that.

Cue the music…

“he’s getting guys kicked off planes...and they say that gang signs...” Fuck Colin Cowherd. It would be so satisfying to see him punched square in the face.

I started reading this story, which is awesome, and then HOLY SHIT, I have a house in Woodstock, IL. I’m trying to find out the address where he did this. I love this guy, and his family.

I agree with you on that count, I’m sure many of the questions he’s facing are the “tell me about...” and “can you talk about...” non-questions.

I don’t think that take really applies here. Lynch didn’t call his old coach a racist and then decide he didn’t want to talk about it when someone challenged him on his stupidity.

Apparently if a person doesn’t “get” a reference/joke, it’s fucking stupid. Oh, internet, you piece of shit.

Also, this:

Statistically significant but definitely not clinically relevant.

Seriously, I mean, the guy was at MTV for something like 12 years, that’s worth a mention.

I bet the rest of your office REALLY loves you.

/\ please give this more stars, people.