Seriously, did you even read this or what? Come on, for crissakes: “a deliberate effort to release air from Patriots game balls after the balls were examined by the referee.”

So it’s basically a tweak of the Governor storyline from Walking Dead?

What did those idiots Mike and Mike say in response to his absurd statements? Anything?

I really hope you’re trolling.

Where the crab legs came from isn’t relevant to it being “funny” or not, I just don’t see how this fits any definition of “funny” at all. Did you really give a little chuckle when you saw this? Oh ho ho, that’s a good one, Jameis! Oy...

Your explanation makes even less sense to me. So you think it’s funny or clever because it’s causing faux outrage or something? From an employer/employee standpoint, re:being drafted #1, it’s just plain stupid.

What also sucks is that it’s pretty much a lock that he’s going to win the fight on Saturday.

“And shoves gold out almost completely.”

So what? It’s still a pretty stupid post considering it’s a reference to the bullshit he pulled in college.

I have to ask how you define “funny” then. I’m not outraged by it or anything, but I have no idea how anyone could find this funny. The first thing he posts after being drafted #1 overall is make a ‘joke’ referencing the time he was caught stealing in college? It’s just stupid and nonsensical, maybe you could call it…

Oh deer.

Thorne’s “that green jacket’s well within reach” was pretty effing funny.

I was hoping someone posted this, THANK YOU!

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“Guerrerro isn’t even good enough to be mad at himself”...Christ, that’s a stupid fucking comment.

So your theory is that when he is asked a question he should not say anything at all? Brilliant.

#NoneOfTheAbove!

Orphaned kittens.

Even if that were the case, N.O. failed to foul before Curry could get that 3 attempt up AND then left him completely wide open to get another attempt off. That’s completely inexcusable.