If the Nets had any sense at all they’d have Budos Band or/and the Daptone Records performers play at halftime. But, they have no sense, no sense at all.

Regarding “The Wizards, née Bullets, made the NBA Finals four times in the 1970s” would it be so difficult to include “winning the Championship once, in 1978”. That’s just the next logical question that comes up after reading the first part of the sentence.

Maybe just take a break from deadspin for the day, why don’t you?

I don’t understand any of this, what do you expect? Shit, I lived in Chicago when the Bulls won the second and third titles of their eventual six with Jordan and my car (NY plates) was fucked with both times. Who the hell goes to a road NHL playoff game in oppo gear, in a crappy stadium that nevertheless is hosting…

“They didn’t even put the car in neutral, literally just dragged the car out of its spot with the tires making a terrible screeching noise”

/\ your comment is stupid and useless. Your time would be better spent looking up the definition of outrage.

Ok maybe one of those things.

Are you this much of a fucking moron in real life, or just online?

“the media”. good lord you’re an asshole, an idiot, or an idiotic asshole.

I still enjoy the 'Munson-Nixon line' to describe the barrier between Sox and Yankees fans, such a great name.

You lost me at "homosexual agenda", but regardless, fuck you.

Also, come on, people, read the freaking 'pending' greyed out posts first, will ya? We don't need ten people saying that the character predates the show. I stand by my assessment, written as a review of the show, saying he was doing BB before JS doesn't read properly. :/

I see. But when that's written on a page reviewing his show specifically, and above a clip of him portraying that character on the show specifically, it doesn't come across as correct.

I thought the same thing, was this intentional or just really clueless? Jersey Shore was already completed as a series, done and done, before a single episode of Kroll show ever aired.

No one pissed in my cornflakes, who the fuck would do that? So you when you wrote "Ugh, wouldn't surprise me" in reply to "...these are union jobs, so we'll never get rid of them" your concern was to have photogs moved with minimal fuss? Huh. Right. Sounds legit to me.

1. They are most definitely NOT union jobs.

Is there any reason to not end this piece with a simple "providence lost to Dayton 53-66"?

Re:pissfinger. I'd have to go with middle finger so you could flip someone off while pissin, or (I prefer this) split the streams to index and pinkie fingers and be able to piss by throwing the metal devil horns.

I'm more shocked that that movie was released 14 years ago, thanks for making me feel as old as dirt, tom.