Sorry, all 11 of those names have already been traded by the Sixers.

trust the pro diss

280 characters = twice the opportunity to show your ass.

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na...

Huh, who knew that Sepp Blatter cared about anything other than money?

Although to be fair, he might have thought that was where she kept her wallet.

I think the anthem thing is really just the largest example of the bigger problem with Goodell. He’s not good at fixing problems. He’s not good with PR. Did the league handle Ray Rice well? Brady? How many fuckups does Goodell get before owners figure out he’s an empty suit?  

*Googles “How long am I supposed to last without protection?”*

I had no idea Mexico City was that elevated! Thank you for teaching me something new!

He means “Not Living Football constantly and memorizing coaches overly complicated schemes”....

Those gifs line up nicely to the refrain of “Brock Lobster”:

I have a few quibbles, but on the whole I think you pretty much nailed it.

I don’t know what people expected from CJ. After all, it’s “Beathard”, not “Beatdespiteathreehundredyardeffort”.

I cannot imagine ratings actually being affected by this, I think just as many would tune in for it as would tune out because of it (and the number either way is going to be relatively tiny regardless). It seems much more likely ratings are down simply because they should be down in a world with this many TV options,…

What a great story, and more power to her for running a successful small business. It’s a beautiful flag, and is this a great country, or what? It’s not mindless jingoism, either, to reply to that question by saying: hell yes, it is. In times like we’re struggling through today- and Americans have gone through…

MV-fucking-P.

Why in the hell would you state “MLB wants ratings” or “wants this series to go six games” if you weren’t clearly attempting to imply some sort of conspiracy? Your entire original premise is what I took issue with and it is stupid and ridiculous.

Pictured: AndrewFarmer’s ball cap.

Now that one would have required an apology.