There is the problem, capped and expensive data in the world of smartphones.

Howdy Cowboy.

Calling it “Doctor Who meets Guardians” is one of the better “shit, we need to dumb it down for these idiot critics” pitches I’ve ever heard.

I plead Jon Snow.

It could be another thing for Trump to complain about. “These mammoth are stealing all the circus elephant jobs!”

No, just a lizardperson playing a human.

In her house at Bax’ter, dead Valeria waits, dreaming.

It’s not even top 10, or top 5... it’s definitely Top 3 material.

Yup. I’m a sucker I will buy any one these for the 5th time if they put them on PS4. I don’t care. Judge me.

So, anyone who has never bought or played this game, let me answer a few questions:

Well, unlike the SNES-era ports, this doesn’t look like it’s been redrawn and filtered in a completely amateurish style, so I’d say that’s a good sign.

Every random encounter is an opportunity to improve Zidane’s Thievery skill, so I for one will elect not to use this feature!

Desensitizing children to a Police state as early as possible.

The Maccabees? Aunt Gertie?

If by “adopt” you mean “acquire cats, bunnies, sloths and capybaras”, then yes. If I could regrow my uterus and give birth to a sloth, I would. But human babies? No.

I loved Full House, and this reboot as not been on my radar at all. Similar to Girl Meets World - when i found out it was going to happen I thought I’d at least give it a try, but I keep forgetting it exists (or existed? Maybe it’s over now.) If it doesn’t inconvenience me too much, I’ll probably watch an episode or…

It's a shame the cover had to be doctored.

You read my mind, by chance?

Seriously. I hope Capaldi lasts for a few years. In fact, he should go for eight :-)

Is it wrong for me to still want to enjoy Capaldi's performance for a few more years? I like that Michelle Gomez didn't even take part in similar interviews, instead saying: