My old Pathfinder works the way that he’s insisting his Tacoma works. It has fogs that only work when the low beams are on. Flip the highbeams and the fogs go out.

I think that is what the color of the roll cage is called.

Fairly certain that this just comes off a generic production music CD from a decade ago, but since that counts as a totes radical A E S T H E T I C these days I suppose it doesn’t make a difference.

This is the only correct goddamn take and every clown who shows up at Lüftgëkühlt thinking their air-cooled 911 is an inspired, unique, #drivetastefully bit of outlaw counter-culture is deluding the hell out of themselves with a $2,000 Autodromo watch and a $50,000 car. Anyway, here’s my 924S

That’s interesting; If your friend wants to speculate about possible Apple Car turn indicators, I’d love to talk to him.

$40K.....CRACK PIPE.

This shit is still easier to figure out than BMW’s lineup.

Kids can be incredibly unaware of their environment and easily not realize the door is closing.

Heh. Yeah, it sure does mean that, definitely.

It says “Mazda’s next-generation rotary engine will grow to 1.6 litres by employing twin 800cc rotors displacing 1.6 litres, and for the first time will incorporate turbocharging”

Small cars are deadly hitting SUVs. I once saw a woman in a Prius barely tap a full sized SUV and send it on its roof. They pulled the woman out of the SUV and all she could say was, “That little car flipped my SUV?” She kept saying it like a mantra.

You realize all you’re doing is making traffic even worse right? Like you understand that?

Dear ‘Murricans on Jalopnik - please stop being stupid. Can You? Please?

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All [Ford] tough people yell

I appreciate your use of the acronym for Way True, Friend!

I had given my e34 to a valet once, and when I got it back, it had the worst odor inside that you could imagine! Our eccentric neighbor told us that both my friend and I stank of it. Then he said he started to smell of it too. The odor seemed to attach itself to anyone who went in my car! I thought that the restaurant…

Most assuredly fake. Looks like it took a few takes, but the previous dunkings left distinctive wet marks where he sat and fell back before.

When [Modest Mouse lead singer Isaac] Brock left the scene he backed into a cop car, but he just drove off. Sometimes life is okay.

Disappointed? Because they didn’t ruin his life over a victimless crime. Reminds me of every time I’m disappointed over the slap on the wrist almost every Police Officer gets when he commits a crime that otherwise would result in you or I spending serious time in a cage.