Lol. The notion that cars help guys attract ladies is a hilarious fallacy. That’s not how it works! That’s not how any of this works!

So you are the one that I have to add caveats in for site design.

That must be one of those Nissans that Doug was mentioning above!

They also stole our (Carfection’s) video to create their fear-mongering b-roll.

I made reference to “Hector’s Accord” in another comment, but now I’m second-guessing the entire notion of Hector even owning an Accord. I’d have to re-watch the movie again to confirm, but the only scenes that come to mind are the alley meet, the night race, Hector’s trip to the parts store, and Race Wars.

Have you ever used a car’s backup camera in heavy rain or snow? It’s useless. Completely, utterly useless. Camera lens gets covered in water and distorts everything on the screen. Side mirrors are something you need to have to drive safely. “Not being able to use a car in the rain” isn’t actually something that we…

Holy shit, a woman can’t even write an article online without a guy telling her to smile.

Dank shitpost fam

I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

Honestly, I saw more difference between good lines and bad lines than I did between FWD/RWD/AWD. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

hard to write when ur friend is stuck in the barney

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This shit used to be not only legal, but the norm not too long ago, in the grand scheme of things.

This would be me.

I do not feel bad for Chris Evans.

I hope you're joking, because beating your team mate once does not a number 1 driver make.

Uhm, I spent graduate school doing exactly that.

It’s waaaay more complicated than that. Trust me, I’ve studied it rather extensively because my masters’ thesis is the rise of Japanese radical ultranationalism, and you have to start tracing it from the rise of the bakufu (the Tokugawa dynasty). When you had the various “barbarian” restrictions, it would be incorrect…

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