Grandpa! There you are! You had us worried sick!

It looked better on GTA 5

I like that last bit, because what it essentially means is that he beat the lies that people used to tell about a guy that was pretty strong.

Dude was out of a job for like months. He obviously couldn’t maintain a complete shave at current razor prices. So whoever was supposed to tell him about Dollar Shave Club dropped the ball. And I guess that sadly means he doesn't visit Jalopnik enough. Dollar Shave Club!

Only because you’re a perv.

Are you sure Velvet’s name wasn’t mentioned in-game? If you went into co-op mode in single-player (foreveralone.jpg) you had a few options for your AI-controlled partner, and they must’ve called the default Velvet Dark simulant something.

Velvet’s name DOES appear in the original Perfect Dark; there is a menu for players to pick AI Simulant co-op buddies, and Velvet Dark is the only unlocked option by default IIRC.

Interesting but I really thought Elvis would have been a better spin-off character to form a game around.

Most people I play with know. We just don’t do it cause we miss, look like idiots, and leave our goal open :/

Mk3 Supra... as a source of cheap performance or a base for a cool project car. Might be biased... working on a deal to buy one.

I’m pretty sure I’ve left a .38 behind in a car at some point

IMHO this is one of the features most wrong with modern Ferraris. But to each his own.

It’s to scare the bejeezus out of your passenger. Take a terrible line at 110 on a turn where they can’t top 90 with their car and smell the piss as they prepare to die.

That indicator is there for your passenger to know EXACTLY how hard they are shitting themselves right now.

I had the fortune of riding along in a F12 Berlinetta last summer for a kids with cancer charity event at our local track.

Do you live in Gran Turismo?

What would that add?

It should come with two additional modes - one where it under-reports your speed by 25% to reassure your parents & other nervous passengers, and one where it over-reports by 50% to impress blonde ‘temporary companions’ and, let’s be honest, bros.

yes. Kind of like airbags and sun screens on normal cars. It’s a cool feature. How does it detract from the driving aspect of the car?