... that’s probably why the screen is for the passenger

Yes.

That you say this shows you are not married to someone like my wife. I’d honestly pay extra for a speedometer that can’t be seen from the passenger seat.

it raced the clock at Nürburgring setting a record of 6:47.48.

I'm surprised working brake lights didn't make the list. It's amazing how many cars are on the road with burnt out bulbs, sometimes all of them :(

Always wear sunglasses at night.

Jesus. 77°F is 25°C. That is nuts. It’s one thing to be working in an office that doesn’t have air conditioning, so it occasionally gets that warm on summer days, but quite another to aim for it. I’m a girl, and that is TOO HOT. Are the rest of you secretly lizard people? You are. I knew it.

Hi! Overweight dude here. I’m a big guy... 6’2”, 225 lbs...

The Mazda folks seem cool. They liked one of my completely unprofessional tweets. Neat!

Better idea:

I wonder how long this joke will go on for with such minimal reference.

I’ve seen too many would be goals saved at the last second. There’s no excuse to not drive a ball in even if its on its way. That’s assuming you don’t hit it off course and make it miss. There’s no reason to be prideful on a team...that is the absolute worst thing from a logical standpoint. When it comes to winning,…

I miss classic Penny Arcade. They used make comics about video games

Make your first tip “Use the forward (and backward) flip for speed”. Seriously I can’t tell you how many saves I’ve made when a turnover happens in my end and I beat them to the goal because they try using boost instead of front flips and run out. You can easily go the length of the field with three front flips and it…

And they do that when a left turn lane starts, so you can’t turn left until they move forward, and then the left turn signal goes green while the go signal is red and you cry a lot.

You don't sit in one place for a 24 hour race.

Pre-emptive STFU about the Ferrari shield. You should not care, at all.

I like to consider myself something of a “professional spectator”

Could you have found a creepier picture?