I just can’t get over how fucking stupid these cars look with their painted-on taillights and exhaust pipes.

I’m on it.

Damn, I don’t get car thieves either (well thieves in general really). Fortunately this was posted in the right place. We’ve got some of the best internet sleuths around. Hopefully NINTY4 gets found soon and in one piece.

When someone rolls up in a 911 and needs a DD you’ll be up for it, bro.

Tyler,

It’s funny, no matter how much I love cars I’ve never enjoyed burnouts in the least. It just looks like dollar bills being burned to me.

Yep. I wouldn’t do them on a tree-lined road because I’m a puss.

Unacceptable.

“turned up $80 million in cash in Suleiman’s home”

Am I doing this wrong?

Considering how coherent he is towards the end of the video, my guess is he wasn’t on anything. I think he's just a dick, and the look you see is the realization that he messed up big. The biker really did handle it well though.

.... The mechanic will leave additional money in the car? What.

stay classy Konami

It’s probably in the “service position.” Looks crazy but it’s actually designed to come apart this way fairly easily to make the Diesel engine easier to service.

But it should still be skin coloured, because it was Liquid’s arm. It was only silver when he replaced it in MGS4

Should be Liquid’s arm right? Not the one he had in MGS4

Uh, I don't think that you heard the V6 howling in the Alpine valleys.

Comparing a Volkswagen to a storm trooper... this article is going places! Specifically Warsaw on Sept. 1, 1939.

I often do, under the "that's what I wish people would do for me" rule. *shrug*

I miss bearded Conan.