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“I have no idea how this is possible, because I expected the 25-year-old suspension to be more worn out than the Doug DeMuro file at the CarMax warranty claims department.”

Oh frick! I thought there’d be a loophole here. Like say if my... your brother bought weed from x dealer, then you’d get a sibling discount, too? I guess I’d ... you’d have to ask.

More importantly who the heck was taking the picture and how?

Contrarian editorial: I like U2, and the only thing worse than:

Bluebird bus FTW! Basically unchanged for like 40 years. If it ain’t broke...

The front plate clashes with the entire car.

It is all original condition with the exception of a replacement battery. Even the tires are still the factory equipped tires.

Dude, this is my JOB.

So what happens you have construction is, you get potholes. I have no idea why this is.

We don’t all have Carmax warranties, Doug.

Tough as my SUV is, a 10” deep pothole at 30MPH is going to cause some damage that’s going to come out of my pocket.

So mind my brake lights, because if there’s no way around it I’ll be on my brakes going through it.

Fake grills/intakes need to end. The escape looks like it has massive opening to feed air to a large engine. It does not. All the large, gaping mouth says to me is “liar”.

Please visit New England, Colorado, or pretty much anywhere in Canada.

I came of age in the 80’s and I do like the Testarossa, but the 288 GTO is still my all time favorite. I really like the 512 BBi too.

I've never seen one with the lights on! It looks like something that lives on the bottom of the ocean!

Lamborhini LM002.

I’m not gonna lie, I was a big fan of the Rafale since Ace Combat 5. It was the second-best, air-to-ship, carrier-launched aircraft in the game behind the F-35C and it handled beautifully (as far as arcade physics engines go).

A sports car steering wheel with no buttons, dials or switches? Shocking!!

It was awful then, it’s awful now...and I still love it. The ridiculousness of the mid-race wheelies, flips, spinning crashes, bouncing off invisible walls and more are all adapted into modern day equivalents.

World Driver Championship in a world of mash the gas no brakes video games on the N64 this required braking and a bit of finesse. One of the toughest racing games I’ve ever played, and still fire it up today.