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Is it dumb to say I like to beat the shit out of my car then tediously clean it as if I were apologizing to it?

Don’t.

I always tell people to start working harder, to hustle. I truly believe that people could watch an hour less of Scandal and instead do some fucking work.

I've been thinking about how to describe the gigantic Infiniti SUV. Just when I settled on "Beluga Whale with Chrome Accents" you come at us with Bullet Train with a thyroid condition...bravo, and that's why you're the writer!

*craving for Cane’s reaches unbearable level*

6. Car chases. What fun is watching Ronin if the cars are going at the same speed on the same path and not causing pedestrians to leap to safety?

This is so awesome. I want to drive back and forth there.

We could have repaved the entire Highway to the Danger Zone five times over.

I think most people have no idea that you can buy any car in orange. Orange McLaren is pretty much pure fantasyland to them, so the average viewer would probably believe it.

gm solstice/sky twins

Or to stay in concept, a bigger, better rotary:

May I suggest a spec-Panther or spec-SC at this point for an opening exhibition race? Spec panther would be, well, any Panther platform car. No stripping, no prep, and a stupid cheap control tire. If not using OEM wheels, steelies must be used. Spec SC is the same thing, but limited to single cam Saturns. In the name…

It’s silly to be mad at something meant to make you mad? Trolling is stupid, pointless, and just plain a dick move. Just because you set out to be an asshole doesn’t make you not an asshole. It’s the equivalent of punching someone then saying “just kidding.” No, it’s not funny,and puncher’s just an asshole. The…

It’s a waste of my time. Between a full time job, responsibilities my game time has been whittled down, and the chances of meeting up with my friends for some precious game time being slim due to family attention people trolling to ruin my experience just need to go find something else to do. It’s not appreciated it,…

Is it? I liked it but was pretty underwhelmed especially after the actual masterpiece that is Shaun of the dead.

Are you implying that Bullitt was a terrible movie? LeMans, if you weren’t into cars, sure. But Bullit? Remove all the car stuff (or replace the car chase scene with a foot chase) and it’s still a great flick.

I always, always always always end up using rubber bushings. I’ve come to terms with the fact that my optimism will not be intact after dropping a subframe. Am I going to want to do it all again so I can re-grease some squeaky urethane bushings next year? HELL NO.