She’s saying:

Schumer went on to express her dissatisfaction with the stories celebrities tell on these shows, like tales of their expensive vacations most of America could only dream of being able to share.

I’m really optimistic about this post and comments. Jezebel and Millihelen have been so good for me over the past few years. I think they’ve kept me from going all the way into the abyss. I have such a bad body image problem. It started giving me panic attacks, so I just started a new anxiety med, and I’m going to an…

All of that media attention around a kids care center seems not particularly safe. I'd be pretty annoyed if I were a parent there.

Has no one thought this out?

I’d be slightly less worried about Lohan and more about the members of the press who are likely to be following her around. If she actually is interested in getting real community service in, I’m not sure having the media watching is going to help.

Meh, I’m a few years older then a college student, but I have severe anxiety, and I’m super shy, painfully so, and this would freak me the fuck out and have me popping xanax.

This is a really weird power dynamic, and I have to agree that it is super inappropriate. That being said, the student is an adult. Asking mom for support and advice is fine, but she needs to make the complaint herself.

Because a nation can never live up to the ideals of its founding myth until it comes to grips with the sins of its reality.

White people: racism isn’t about us but literally everything else is.

White fragility is real. I just got done writing a column in which I mentioned white fragility in the context of the recent shootings of unarmed black men and I just know my inbox will be inundated with butt hurt come Wednesday when it’s published. The mere act of mentioning racism is still a thing drives people…

At the grocery store I used to work in we had the opposite of that. There was this really sweet old lady who would come in all dressed up, and buy her groceries. Then when she was done she would hand whoever was working the register a quarter as a tip, so that we could take ourselves and some friends out for a soda.

I was with you until you called her a thot. Not cool.

It once was. *shakes cane*

My mom survived losing her dad at 13, growing up in Iran with an independent, land owning, bossy as hell mother, sister and 2 younger brothers. She won the country’s top female scholar contest and was given a choice of Switzerland or the US. She sailed through the U of Michigan and Columbia with roommates and friends…

My mother passed away three years ago this June. She was the kindest, most loving lady with

What a great way of completely missing the point and making this article about a stupid girl and a stupid kid and not shedding any light on the horrific situation in which immigrants from Africa find themselves when trying to cross to Europe. This is a story about a little boy and his father desperately trying to make…

Idk. Better than white guy privilege? If she were a white dude at least people wouldn’t be focusing on “what happened to her face, lol”. That seems like one point for white dude privilege being the best.

She just won so many points with that completely arbitrary metaphor.