Michael Keaton, Tom Brady, Denzel Washington, Clint Eastwood, Charles Barkley, Reggie Miller, Justin Bieber, Jimmy Kimmel, Andre Agassi, Steffi Graf, Robert DeNiro, Mary J. Blige, Paris Hilton, Jamie Foxx, Puff Daddy, Lil Wayne, Christina Milian, etc...

Jake Gyllenhaal, Hugh Dancy, Claire Danes, Don Cheadle, Liev Schreiber, Joshua Jackson, Diane Kruger, Drew Barrymore, Michael J. Fox ... It was quite the gathering.

“But I digress: this tomato-red ensemble is beautiful and perfect and reason enough to hemorrhage cash out the ass for premium cable.”

Oh, boy. Will Beyoncé be the next woman to have her Amazon crotch product purchases listed and “celebrated?” Stay tuned.

She looks amazing. She ought to be ashamed of herself for giving money to two homophobic misogynists. These are two facts.

ETA: Everyone else there should be ashamed, too. Louis CK, Ben Affleck, all ya’ll just lined the pockets of two morally bankrupt people.

Off-topic but: Eva Longoria is foine.

I read an interview with her where she says she always gives out Jackrabbit vibrators as gifts to people, so maybe that has something to do with it. But really, she seems like a really cool, sweet, intelligent woman. I kind of love her.

I can’t describe how happy that makes me. Like, the little 4th grader who was in love with the Spice Girls in me still thinks they’re the best couple ever.

I have a friend who teaches at their kids’ school; apparently, they are super lovely and chill parents.

I hope you know how strong you are.

You have my profound admiration. I am in awe of your strength.

My stepdad was a former heavyweight boxer who used to beat me with weightlifting belts and knives when I didn’t perform chores well enough. I never saw him hit my mom, but I suspect he did. The last time I saw him alive, I told him if he hit my 2 year-old sister again I was going to kill him. A freak accident took him…

LOL I couldn't stop laughing when he tried to frame social issues in the context of economic issues. As soon as I saw the word BUSINESS... Hahahahahaha

The gay community is telling him that this is who they are and he still refuses to acknowledge it. So no, he is not “accepting everybody”.

“My responsibility as a human being is to love and accept everybody. Not to criticize people for who they are.”

Speaking as a former child of a physically abusive dad, they are all cowards. After I turned 16 I got big enough I could stop the abuse. I'll never forget the look on my dads face when I told him, if you lay one hand on me, I will kill you, and I may not succeed, but you will be very messed up, I promise you. He never…

Jesus Christ!! Well I’m glad you decided to focus on the most important part of my comment. In case you didn’t notice my comment was really about the pain of seeing your mother beaten by your father and the satisfaction a son would get from telling someone like that No. Maybe it happens and he is a billionaire.…

“Forgive me please, but that’s what you get when you play with people’s emotions.”

fuck. what is it going to take for domestic violence to be taken seriously?!

This appeals to what I think too many men think it means to treat women well. All that stuff about access to contraception and other aspects of equality doesn’t register with them. You don’t actually hit your wife? Congrats, you’re a fucking hero.