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I could make many worse choices than marrying the entire Satanic Temple, is the thing

We’d all take a diseased pile of feces ahead of 45. Uncle Joe can still fuck directly off and stop trying to make things about him.

Do you ever look at the news and feel the urge to scream the F-word very loud? What am I even saying—of course you

They cooked the heck out of it. By definition, not sashimi either.

Croisshimi.

Because consonants are free. Vowels cost $250. It’s all about the deals.

Because consonants are free. Vowels cost $250. It’s all about the deals.

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

This and the US gymnastics sex abuse are the latest examples of why I give the side eye to organizations that are for and comprised of women but have men in most positions of power.

I’m convinced that RHONY maintains its standards because almost none of the women are married or in relationships they take too seriously. They’re all widows and divorcees with mostly grown children, so they’re not beholden to their family’s reputations like other casts. They just give fewer fucks about looking like