I know the NFL rulebook is long and long-winded as fuck, but I did not expect to see the word “disconcert” in it. I interpret this to mean the inside linebackers can’t make eerie howling noises at the opposing center in the hope of making him shit all over himself and his quarterback’s hands.

I looked at it the other way... i.e. Can you recognize these ridiculously famous scientists and know enough about their accomplishments to know that they didn’t work on the polio vaccine.

Yet almost as quickly as the tapes and notes were found, they were destroyed, on Goodell’s orders: League executives stomped the tapes into pieces and shredded the papers inside a Gillette Stadium conference room.

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by Herman Smelville

I find it very odd that your partner is “a devout Catholic” but didn’t have an answer to that. Catholic doctrine is quite clear that sincere repentance and asking for forgiveness is sufficient to expunge even the worst sin, at least as long as the sin isn’t ongoing at the time the person repents (if it is, the person…

Great tweet by Beckman half an hour before being fired

FISED?

“Stick to sports.”

Pfft, Wilson is way behind. I’m making water with pico and femto bubbles. My water actually quantumly entangles with your brain.

Well, I’ve been consistently eating double stuff Oreos for over 30 years - five, seven oreos a week, and I have never gotten a concussion. Apparently the stuff is doubled with nanobubbles and electrolytes.

This comment shows a lot of heart and I love a lot of what you did here, but everything takes a back seat to the capitalization of “Bloody Sock.” Bravo, sir. Bravo.

It’s a pretty simple game to play. You put out an appropriately worded survey and I can get you a figure anywhere from sub-one percent to more than fifty.

My father passed away suddenly on Monday at age 57, so I’m at my Mom’s house this week, in my old bedroom. I still have a couple youth football participation trophies sitting in there in a box, and they remind me of being a kid and my dad being there at practices and games. Those participation trophies aren’t there to…

I think what Goodell is trying to say is that he personally believes that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they…

The funny thing about it is that pretty much every review that is killing this (which is just about all of them) is saying the exact same thing: the movie has no idea what to do with them once they do get their powers, as if to say “...now what?”. In fact, this problem was also present in the really bad 2005 film too…

“What are thoooooose?”

I live in St. Louis City. I won’t get to vote on a stadium, but tomorrow, I’m voting on whether or not the city can be issued $180 million in bonds to upgrade equipment for police and fire departments, as well as improving streets, bridges, sidewalks, etc.

Me: “Oh for fucks sake.”

His decision to take too long to do something is actually a gesture of solidarity with baseball.

I have to add a “me too” BUT it’s also possible that it could be the slowest - if it passes through all points instantaneously then, perhaps, its speed is zero. Oh, I shouldn’t say things like this on here, it’ll start a horrendous chain...