Celsius. Not Fahrenheit.

I only wish Mr. Kaepernick we as police officers, ostensibly dedicated civil servants, could see the emotional and psychological challenges that our officers citizens in the communities we are entrusted to serve face following a fatal encounter with the worst of our officer representatives, in addition to daily…

Don’t worry, you can abort the fetus with a bag of Doritos.

Whitlock’s House Party by the Bay, a Super Bowl special live show featuring guests like Fox Sports personality Clay Travis

A “clever” Wikipedia edit.

As an Eagles fan, I thank Seattle fans for making us look reasonable.

ALS is almost always called out for the serious stuff but they also get called out as the “A-Team” when the 1st responders want more capability onsite. For some stuff (heart attack, etc.) there is a measurable increase in lives saved when the ALS folks get there and push drugs right away vs. waiting for however long…

Similarly, when I open the front door, nobody expects me to have pants on.

This is a big change from the usual experience in Minny, which is “Vikings Fan Says He Was Confronted At Game By Man Who Demanded To Know If He Could Play As A Cover-2 Safety”.

I assume then that moms are off limits, too. What’s the nearest relation that’s fair game? Can I talk shit about your grandmama?

Gronkowski is expected to miss the Patriots next game as doctors feel he may re-aggravate the injury pulling in 7 catches for 164 yards and 3 TD’s against the Eagles defense.

Good point. Groundhog for president.

Why? It’s a fine attitude when applying for a position where you only have to deal with isolated, individual issues, one at a time.

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Wow, totally forgot about No More.

Yes, but those parts are solid state, whereas the punt’s parts are mechanical.

Jared Woodfill, a spokesman for the PAC, told the paper that the donation “was very exciting for us.”

“If only Heyward had a father who could keep him from making stupid decisions like this.”

Washington at least lined up in a legal formation, and managed to get a horrible pass off. No idea what the Colts were doing.