Suck it Enterprise, you just got plaided by a Winnebago!

Just wait until the Thruway Authority gets wind of this, there’ll be an EZ-Pass kiosk every 20 feet.

1. If you were receiving anything at 1 kilobit/second, you would consider it a “barely having reception”.

Unfortunately, NASA has a policy against plaid.

Mexican: I Went To DeAndre Jordan’s House, But He Said He Was Voting For Donald Trump

You are correct, it was a dick move on my part. Without taking a moment to reread your comment I chose the less than admirable response. It wasn’t fully deliberate to be condescending, nor was it meant to insult anyone’s intelligence level. I mistook your comment for something other than what it was - due in part to…

I like the idea of a T-shirt that declares itself a T-shirt.

Just imagine trying to evacuate this shit show.

Batman’s power suit does actually have a kryptonite lining.

Oh, how I miss George Carlin. I seriously count my lucky stars that I was able to see him live before he died. Seriously, his voice of reason is sorely missed.

I wasn’t ready for this at all. This rant really came out of left field.

Archer just joined our family in January, he’s about a year and a half old. But big dogs just don’t go twenty years, you know? Just hafta be thankful for every day.

Dogs are awesome. And they don’t live nearly long enough. Mine is 14 and I don’t have much longer with her. Totally sucks.

In my dreams it’s 1-1 in the 90th minute of a Cup final and I get a free kick just outside the box. The ESPN team shockingly builds a 2-man wall with Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless in it, leaving me the entire net to fire the winning goal into. I step back 10 yards, get a huge run-up and blast a laser shot right…

Make Goodell mad.

What the fuck does this guy need to do to actually be fired? Does he have to pull a Ron Burgundy on air? “Go Fuck yourself San Diego.” Out of all the gasbags on ESPN, he’s the fucking worst.

Since all the dinosaurs are female and they talk to one another, presumably about anything other than men, would that mean that Jurassic Park has the highest score on the Bedchel Test?

Too bad his brother Yard never made the bigs. He was just all over the place.

Imagine the buyer’s remorse after that purchase.

Where did he say he's an excellent hitter? He said entertaining. There is a significant difference between the two.