+1, would have also accepted ‘I want to work you like an animal’

+1 head like a gooooooooooooooooooooal

Sepp Blatter’s not looking for the cure
Sepp Blatter’s not concerned about the sick among the pure.
Sepp Blatter, let’s go dancing on the backs of the bruised.
Sepp Blatter’s not one to choose

Okay, fine. Maybe they can jump, but that doesn’t necessarily mean they should.

I don’t recall it happening in any of the four major pro sports, but at least in D-I college basketball there’s been games that spectators were banned from. (I also find it impressive that the New York Times has stories archived from 1989.)

Outstanding.

The UK is the same.

Interruptions? Like a media timeout every 4 minutes interruption?

And who says the Boston area is hard to navigate?

GQ's Shop This Style: Kraft stays hip by dating shockingly younger girls who dress him in Creative Recreation sneakers with suits, and Urban Outfitters drop-crotch joggers when they're just lounging around the mansion.

They are stenographers. I am a stenographer, but I don't do closed captioning, I do court reporting in the courts. The reason you see an error like this is because they are stroking multiple keys at once at anywhere between 225-350 words per minute, and sports captioning is incredibly difficult because of the…

This may be the greatest "...assuming they're healthy!' team ever assembled.

I'm guessing a lot of artists will be under pressure to stop, collaborate and listen to what their attorneys have to say.

Personally I think it'd be alright to give Tebow another shot at the NFL. He definitely did win some games he appeared to have no business winning, he's a talented athlete, and throwing motions are in theory fixable. Is he really worse than Geno Smith or Christian Ponder? He could at least be useful as a backup, and…

Parnell took his plate, still piled with food, tossed it into a nearby trash can.

The Vikings are probably still shipping first round picks to Dallas for Hershel Walker, so why not trade the rest of them away for Johnson?

I cannot wait to see what kind of conspiracy theories Pete Carroll thinks up for this.

"...we can't inject our children with chemicals."

There needs to be some discussion about proper seat-choice-etiquette and how to arrange everyone within your sad, grey conference room.