Listen again. That was Collinsworth.

Leave it to a creationist to start making shit up.

What to Eat in Paris after a Religiously Inspired Massacre Wipes Out 12 of Your Colleagues: (hint: it's still cigarettes, red wine and cheese)

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?! Hell, no!!

Dear Moms of All Politicians Everywhere,

tl;dr.

There is good reason for it in this case. NAIA recruiting rules are nothing like NCAA rules. It could very well make for an uneven playing field for a school recruiting three years of players under NAIA rules, then running roughshod over an NCAA conference with players that, let's just say wouldn't probably have…

As a lawyer, I'm always pretty jealous when people get assigned to juries. Lawyers are typically the only people who are really interested in what goes on "behind the scenes" and we almost always get excused!

or the lack of Christians chiming in?

Being a Western New York native this makes me a little homesick. When I wasn't an adult with responsibilities who didn't have to drive anywhere, I loved being snowed in. My house had a big fireplace, wear your jammies all day, drink some cocoa, dad doesn't go to work so we watch movies or play games...it was super…

"Hedy Hey Hedy Hey Hedy decky decky decky decky decky decky decky decky decky."

He's got a point.

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

No, but neither does anybody else.

I thought the whole purpose of Everclear was not to remember.

"The Phillies Way" by Ruin Tomorrow or "How I Stopped Worrying About the Salary Cap, the Farm System, My Reputation, the Fans, Common Sense, Competitiveness and Learned to Love Seeing My Name in Print."

They like their team so much that they've funded this foundation with enough money to make this purchase and pay those property taxes, on the notion that it will help keep the existing coach happy, without any hope for it yielding any return on investment and without it going to provide any real charitable value such…

Pretty sure that's not how you do the Ice Bucket Challenge.

Matt Flynn: Pick me up dude!