I'll take "What do this ferret and white men have in common?" for $800, Alex.

For what it's worth, that's a line from an older stand-up routine of his, where he talks about his relationship with his father. According to the bit, his father said that to him, when he was growing up.

The Pats hit them for three - including a defensive TD - in about 48 seconds: a Gronk TD at 1:55, a short pass to Lafell on a one-play drive (thanks to a Bears penalty on a punt return), and then the Ninkovich fumble return. The last two consumed all of 24 yards total, with the defense only responsible for giving up 9…

To be fair, the game hit garbage time about 3 minutes into the second quarter when Green Bay went up 28-0 - and two of those drives totaled just over 2 minutes.

Little-known fact: that scene originally included a Mo Lewis cameo.

Perhaps Ransom should reacquaint himself with John Paul II's Message to the Pontifical Academy of Sciences on Evolution, from 1996, which in turn reaffirmed Pius XII's Humani Generis.

Strickland: Hey, quit hasslin' me cuz' I don't speak French!

Nope. And as Jadevon Clowney proved last year, you can walk away from your college team mid-season and still get drafted without impacting your ranking too badly.

They certainly lined up like they were taking one.

It's not the first team in New Orleans to go by that name. It's been used by a string of minor-league baseball teams that have played in New Orleans. It's also the state bird of Louisiana.

The role of the court jester is way older than the role of the newscaster. So maybe you shouldn't be so surprised.

The eyeball test is also an incredibly context-dependent test.

So many offensive questions to ask, so little time ...

You're right that the shaming has begun. Unfortunately, you seem to have missed the slightly inconvenient fact that it started with labeling the name "Mo'Ne" retarded.

If you're flipping channels, hear one snippet of an exchange, and presume the entire context of a discussion without bother to actually verify your assumption before shooting your mouth off, you'd be considered a jackass. Do you really want to defend that?

If you've seen the entire interview, then post the full clip and bash FOX all you want, because you'd have a valid point. But until you do that, you're making an assumptionthat they didn't put that subtitle in a portion of the interview that was cut because it wasn't relevant to this post.

Hey genius - here's what TV broadcasts do: they often rotate those titles and subtitles during the course of the interview. So it's entirely possible that they previously ran the subtitle "First girl to pitch CG shutout to qualify", and then rotated through a few other subtitles - like "Davis becomes 17th girl to play…

You mean the graphic that changes during the course of the interview, in a clip that starts at a point other than the beginning?

Being the first one to pitch a complete game shut-out to get her team there, that's what.

You mean like soccer in Europe, where most of the talent gets hoovered into team-run academies by around age 12, and the best players are making their way to the top-level club team around age 18-22?