Let's rephrase your argument for a minute.

Funny thing about that T-2 scene. If I recall the story correctly, Arnold nearly broke his fingers or wrist when he grabbed the wrong shotgun (the regular one, not the one modified for the film to allow that stunt) and tried it.

"If we were to look up Hicks, my family name, we would find that to be derogatory as well."

Umm, not so much. Home plate umpires do wear masks, but they're not the ones that could get pegged with line drives. The other 3 umpires (5 in the playoffs) do not. And even home-plate umpires don't wear helmets; their masks fit over regular caps.

Cespedes signed a 4 year deal, which runs out next season.

George Teague begs to differ.

Then why not just say so? If he had said "If some woman is threatening you with a knife, the you should knock her out", that's self-defense, not assault, and this a drastically different conversation.

You do realize that this isn't the only article on this site - let alone the Internet - on the story, and that there's a way to find them? And that doing so might lead you to an article like this one: http://deadspin.com/ray-rice-arres…?

If an enraged woman is committing an act of assault with a potentially lethal weapon (generally considered to be aggravated assault), a punch to incapacitate is pretty clearly going to fall under "self-defense". The cops also would have probably launched an investigation and seized said weapon as evidence.

Welcome to the last socially acceptable instance of "separate but equal". :)

Pretty much, yeah.

You mean the paragraph that starts "A goalkeeper is not permitted to keep control of the ball in his hands for more than six seconds"?

And here's what FIFA says about keepers and possession:

No, Neuer jumped over him, for the purpose of playing the ball. It was an aggressive move, but a legal one.

First, goalies are trained to go up with a knee up to protect themselves, so that an offensive player doesn't helicopter them. This is not considered "excessive" force. It's considered the "de rigeur" behavior for the position.

At the time of contact, Higuain was no longer waiting for the ball to come down, because it had changed direction away from him.

You do realize those were Cleveland fans with the sign, right? And that it's from 2012? And that they're probably not listening to you?

Replace "soccer" with some American sport, such as football or NASCAR, "Brazil" with "the US", and "Catholic" with "Christian", and tell me how different things are.

I cannot wait for ESPN's legal team to find this guy's Facebook wall to obtain all of his posts and present them in court. Your average American says things this bad, if not far worse, about people they don't know every day.

I cannot wait for ESPN's legal team to find this guy's Facebook wall to obtain all of his posts and present them in court. Your average American says things this bad, if not far worse, about people they don't know every day.