Don't hurt yourself trying to think too hard.

I just have to point out that teachers and nurses are not really poorly paid, at least compared to the general population. They might not be as well-compensated as they ought to be, given their workloads, but that's not necessarily poorly paid. The mean salary for an RN in 2012 was nearly $70,000. For teachers, both…

Yeah, that should read "We didn't have much money, or we were broke, because we spent the money we had on shit." I HATE when people say they're poor when they mean "broke." There is a difference.

Ah, but you see? You could just buy a Kindle and replace all of your books with eBooks! And then, you have all of the books, none of the clutter, and also no more money.

That's actually pretty damn amazing. Anyone who can get Rush to even appear to rub two brain cells together is worthy of applause, imo.

So...like most animals.

Sorry, I love all of my stuff. And things.

I never wear hats because they ruin my hair.

What's the joke part?

There are a number of good, truly non-greasy sunscreens meant for wearing under makeup (Neutrogena has a few different ones). I'd start with that. I also use makeup that has sunscreen in it, both liquid and powder foundations. If you're like me, and you work in an office all day, it's not a huge problem, but if you're…

I know people who do, but they've all had melanoma and are very cautious.

"repackaging sunscreen for idiots"

He looks like a rounder-faced Shia LaBeouf.

A buzz.

They really don't all deserve to die.

SUCH a good AMA! LeVar Burton represents a lot of my childhood, between RR and Star Trek.

I am absolutely baffled by the overwhelming support for the school here.

That made me laugh, too. Probably going to hell for it.

WHY THE FUCK IS ARMPIT SHAVING EVEN PART OF THE "CURRICULUM"? That is fucking absurd. It's not an essential part of personal grooming and not something you would expect to be taught in a classroom setting, even in a health class.