A cat they named "Tard," which makes me hope they burn in hell.

You know this is written by some middle aged lady who needs to really start examining her life choices.

...I don't know what this is.

My dad went through engineering school using a slide rule. And my mom, who is an architect, remembers buying her first calculator, a Texas Instruments brick that cost $100 in 1972 money, when she was in college.

"I shall not bear the torment!"

Seriously. God forbid people get the idea that you wear a bra.

It's vernacular English, yes.

I mean, the baby probably wasn't harmed in the least, but this is the stupidest shit I've ever seen. Hope she didn't walk up any stairs. It would've been cuter if the baby were carried in place of the bouquet.

mea culpa?

Holy hell.

and the rest were shot, asshole

You totally can, I am sure.

Aside: is it wrong for me, a dyed-in-the-wool Democrat born in the 80s, to like Nancy Reagan? She reminds me of my grandmother.

I just had my car fully detailed- I do it once or twice a year- get it professionally cleaned and waxed. It's SO NICE. I hate driving a dirty car.

LMFAO that John Stamos' IG avatar is Rob Lowe from "Behind the Candelabra."

LMFAO that John Stamos' IG avatar is Rob Lowe from "Behind the Candelabra."

That's an art piece, so, imo, it doesn't count.

What? Lose weight or put on muscle? W. T. F. Lose your virginity? This is the weirdest and worst advice.

That's all well and good if you already possess in-demand hard skills. The rest of us need to go to college to learn that shit.

Why should anyone give a shit what other people think about them on Facebook? Go ahead, be that assertive person! There's nothing wrong with that.