My armpit hair would take months to grow out.

I can't believe how many people are endorsing this.

Love that show.

I smell an opportunity!@

FUCK THIS NOISE.

You know what I mean. On the scale of fart-related embarrassments, that ranks at the top for me.

How did you even survive? (no sarcasm. I would run away)

Clarissa Explains it All. Obviously you didn't grow up watching Nickelodeon. She shoulda stayed in the 90s.

Isn't everyone's worst nightmare farting in public and having someone like her laugh?

FUCK THIS.

It's too bad Melissa Joan Hart felt the need a) to diet b) and shill for NutriSystem in order to wear a swimsuit. Every body is beach-ready folks.

HA! TOTALLY.

I don't even remember this.

I wasn't getting why people have been so annoyed with it lately, but I just now realized that Kinja is fucking deleting all sorts of words I know I typed. I was starting to wonder if I was losing my goddamn mind.

fucking kinja! Should read: " my dad always did it"

I didn't learn how to do laundry until right before I went away to college because always did it. The landry room was his domain. I did always have to match socks, though.

I don't think I was supposed to read "comeatme" as "come eat me," but I did.

Dude, a childhood of emptying the dishwasher has made me absolutely THE WORST about doing it as an adult. I would rather scrub the kitchen floor on my hands and knees than do the dishes.

Yep! Kind of thought that was obvious, but I guess not.

My mom would have had no problem with that, lol, had I made it past the county spelling bee.