That is the worst.

It looks scratchy.

That xovain article, LMFAO. Only assholes call Carmel "Carmel-by-the-Sea." And yes, that manicure is atrocious.

My aunt has a very old cat, almost 20 years old, and she is crotchety, mean, and needs to eat every 2 hours, like a feline Sophia Petrillo. She's high-maintenance. She's arthritic and has major old-cat fur, like Poppy. She just keeps hanging on and on.

Redken volumizing shampoo and a light conditioner (for use on the ends only, maybe once a week) are what I use for my ultrafine, oily hair.

For a lot of people, shampoo formulations probably don't matter much. For me, they do. I have fine, straight, oily hair, so I can't use moisturizing shampoos or else I'll have flat, greasy hair. I use high-end salon products because I've found that, like other cosmetics, you do get what you pay for.

Very pretty and interesting shoes. I would break my ankle in them.

Mark Ruffalo looks like my headmaster from elementary school, so he will never be my pretend boyfriend.

I love that his daughters are named Cagney and Lacey.

Don't try to confuse the issue with reasoning, logic, and pointing out hypocrisy.

I tolerate hormonal contraception pretty well, despite the loss of libido on some pills. I would say the Mirena helps control my acne about as well as the pill did, but I never took the pill because of acne. I will say that the copper IUD is known to make periods heavier and cramping worse. For me, that was a…

I don't, but if shooting taint pains are possible, so is what you describe.

I do what I can to make someone's day just a little brighter.

You can buy it at the drugstore. Just do not get it in your ears, eyes, or vag.

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So is it not okay for men to own cats? Because the implication is that it's too feminine.

I FEEL YOUR PAIN, literally. Hibiclens changed my life.

Oh, I am always in awe of my vaginal pH.

I would have to switch to one. Have no taken the plunge yet, though.

"Sex now?" "No sex now, hole is hurty"