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Sorry, Asa, ain't nothing wrong with a dude owning cats. Are cats only for pussies?

I never got cravings or bad moods, just physical symptoms- the period shits (also my band name), cramps, and shooting taint pains, which are exactly what they sound like and they suck.

That is a terrible superpower.

Same. I will tell my boyfriend about my period, and he will listen, with sympathy. Not so with farts. We DO NOT discuss farts.

I have a Mirena, love it. Love not bleeding, though I still get sore nipples and shooting taint pains when my period would occur.

Not me. Thank you for the warning, actually.

Female. I'm guessing just good body chemistry and peeing after sex. I also NEVER use soap to clean my crotch, just Dove white bar (which doesn't have soap in it).

I have dyshidrosis (as part of my triad of hay fever, allergic asthma, and eczema), and it sucks. Honestly, the only thing that got it under control and works with flare-ups is topical corticosteroids (triamcinalone and fluocinonide), which should be cheap ($4/month at Target/Walmart) and a daily OTC oral allergy

The birth control pill killed my sex drive and also, over time, made my cervix "friable." I switched to a Mirena IUD, and that was the ticket!

Dude, I starting cycling and I could not/cannot cope with the vulva pain. Even with padded shorts. This was never a problem when I was a kid, but bike seats destroy my shit.

Oh man, now I'm DYING to know what it was.

I will take your advice.

It's referring to a state of dissociation that users of ketamine get into. It's pretty annoying to it used instead of "rabbit hole" or whatever term people used to use for getting sucked into something, unrelated to drug use.

I've never had BV or a yeast infection. The internet has convinced me that this isn't normal.

I keep up the vain hope that the internet will come up with a way to make my skin less oily and rid me of the desire to constantly pick at my skin. Also, I have a sleep-related seizure disorder, and I keep trying to find information about how new mothers with epilepsy are supposed to cope when they are not able to

I see all sorts of actual nudity on Instagram. This is so chaste, especially by comparison.

Botox can do that!

HATE THIS.

She's trying to hide her fivehead.

This is giving me 2000 Grammy Awards flashbacks